Las Vegas semi-resident Pamela Anderson is in talks to do a show again, but not in Sin City this time. 

The former Baywatch babe and Hans Klok assistant wants to get people in the mood for Valentine’s Day, so she may do a strip-tease at Le Crazy Horse in Paris. Owners of the 53 year-old cabaret club were actually inspired to book her after seeing her in Hans Klok’s Beauty of Magic show at Planet Hollywood Las Vegas. It is not yet determined if she’ll be fully nude, to which we say, "Well then, what's the point?"

While Pamela Anderson no longer has a show on the strip, she’s hooked. Pam, Hans Klok and the Beauty of Magic at the Planet Hollywood closed over the weekend and its time for them to look towards the future. After claiming, that it’s the best job of her career, she’s planning to move to Vegas to pursue further stage performances. She says she’s developing a tongue-in-cheek erotic show with the Robert Earl, owner of Planet Hollywood. Way to go, Pam! Ride that PR train! There’s no stopping you now. Except if this doesn’t work out. Hans only lasted six months. Now you’ve got to carry it by yourself. It won’t be as easy as say, marrying Rick Solomon.

The shamockery will finally end as the Beauty of Magic starring Hans Klok and Pamela Anderson is finally coming to a close. Saturday will be the final show for the handsome twosome, but they both have plans for after their show leaves the Planet Hollywood. Hans will be going on a nine-month European tour, and Pamela will stay on the strip, apparently with a brand new show. It’s sad to see them go. We shall miss making fun of them together. Then again, we won’t miss the farce. Good luck to them, and may you never team up again.

You may know Judd Apatow as the director and genius behind hits like 40-year-old Virgin and Knocked Up. While he was in town for the Planet Hollywood opening, he was asked what he thought of Hans Klok. He described him as “exciting,” “unbelievable,” and “unabashed love” of the magician. Neither were his spirits dampened by nay-sayers around him, as Hans has some of the worst reviews and ticket sales in town. To find out if the sentiments were mutual, Klok said “No. Does he do a radio show?” He must really be a star because he doesn’t even know who his biggest fan is. But no, Beauty of Magic leaves Planet Hollywood next month. This is the perfect time for Judd to pitch his kid’s birthday party to him.

This may not come as a shock to all, but Hans Klok came out of the closet. In an interview with Q Magazine, he rebuked a bisexual rumor that started when it was speculated that he and Beauty of Magic co-star Pamela Anderson were an romantically intertwined. He didn’t want to lie, so he admits that he’s gay, not bi. Ironically, we still believe Hans Klok to be a better option than Pam’s current husband Rick Salomon for three reasons: he actually has a career, he hasn’t marketed his own sex tape, and you won’t catch him sleeping with other women. Oh, and as far as we can tell he’s not a man-whore, clearly something Rick Salomon is. 

:: O.J. Simpson's co-defendants are turning on him--as new documents reveal that Simpson is in fact the one who wanted to bring guns to the attempted heist. Co-defendant Walter Alexander claims that the guns were just to show that "we mean business." Simpson's attorney is claiming there were no guns, and that Simpson specifically asked for no guns. Probably because Simpson only knows how to kill people with knives.

:: Time to say good-bye to another sports team, as the Arena Football League's Las Vegas Gladiators are on the move. The Gladiators owners just haven't been able to keep attendance up, so they are taking the team to America's armpit, Cleveland.  We’d miss them, but they’re like that third cousin you’ve only heard about and never really met and all of a sudden you hear they’re dead and you don’t feel anything because you had no real connection to them. You know?

:: While we all know that Pamela Anderson has spent the last six months as the assistant to Hans Klok in the Beauty of Magic at the Planet Hollywood, she originally had a different idea to break into the Vegas scene. The Review Journal reported today that Anderson was in talks with Scores owner Dennis DeGori about opening a gentleman's club with a 10 year contract requiring four 2-hour appearances a year. Then DeGori started making demands like calling it the Burning Bush, having a giant sign of her image on the front, so big that cars could drive through her legs to a car wash where they would get sprayed from you know where. She bailed claiming she didn't want to ruin her reputation. Yeah, I guess you have to draw the line somewhere. We probably would have drawn it at agreeing to do the show VIP. 

:: Pete Rose, who appears in the Forum Shops at Caesar's every weekend to sign autographs, has issued a challenge. The disgraced not-Hall-of-Famer says he will pay $100 to anyone that catches him gambling. Happy hunting with that one, he probably has a private booth, or a remote control android that gambles on his behalf.

:: Our Congratulations go out to Beauty of Magic star Hans Klok, who won Magician of the Year at the World Magic Awards Saturday in Los Angeles. Also a big fat congrats to Pamela Anderson, who won Assistant of the Year. Klok barely beat out RawVegas.tv's very own Chet Lighting, Earth Wizard, for this death-defying act here. Better luck next year, Chet. 

Also, don’t forget to watch the rest of the Daily News video and Denise Pernula here.

:: Our lovely news host, Denise Pernula, is now gracing the pages of Playboy magazine. You'll see her baring all in the November issue.  In celebration of the issue's release, we'll be freeing all the hostages we've taken over the past nine months. Really it was inevitable. The cost of rice rations can be surprisingly burdensome. As are the screams for mercy. Anyway, along with the hostage release, check out the RawVegas.tv blog all month for a "Best of Denise" video series.

:: You've waited for it, and it's come sooner than you've expected. Our congratulations go out to Mrs. Anderson-Lee-Rock-Salomon. That's right, on Saturday Beauty of Magic star Pamela Anderson tied the knot for the third time to Paris Hilton porn-making Rick Saloman. They held a private ceremony in a secluded villa in the Mirage.   So now, we are officially on Day 2 of our "Countdown to Divorce."  Remember, Pamela stated that she pretty much started sleeping with this guy to pay off a gambling debt. We're no relationship experts, but we'd guesstimate roughly 100 out of 100 relationships that start off this way end up failing. And those are conservative estimates.

:: Pamela Anderson's show, Hans Klok in the Beauty of Magic, may be pulling a disappearing act from Planet Hollywood, as their contract expires on December 9th...roughly the same time we guesstimate Anderson's marriage will expire as well...Zing!

Pamela Anderson and Hans Klok appeared on the "Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" where they pretty much admitted that they are physically involved, which is a G-rated way of saying that they are f*cking each other senseless.

What is is with magicians banging hot chicks? Amazing Johnathan talked about it last week, and now Hans Klok is in deep with one of the all-time hottest babes around.

We have a total newfound respect for Klok. Coincidentally, maybe this confession was nothing more than a publicity stunt as they knew we were posting Klok's show review today.

For more on the Klok-Anderson sexual revelation, click here. For our Raw Review of Hans Klok's Beauty of Magic, click here.